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    Dear Troubled User: We are sorry that you are experiencing operating system problems and you have a common problem that men complain about. We are here to help! Many men install the upgrade from Wife 1.0 to Girlfriend 7.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Remember that Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to switch over to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to un-install, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot use Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 operating system is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings section "Child Support and Payments". It is recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 operating system and work on improving and learning the system. It is recommended installing the background auto reply application "Yes Dear - Sorry Dear" to alleviate any software augmentation. When the system is cranky, slow or crashes, the best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. Ultimately you will have to use the APOLOGIZE command before the Wife 1.0 operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several built in support programs, such as "Clean and Sweep" 3.0, "Honey Do" 1.5, and "Pay Bills" 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to default and launch the program "Nag Nag 9.5". Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. It is recommend purchasing "Flowers 101" and "Diamonds and Jewellery 5.0"! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, download the 30 day free trail or install "Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3" program. This application is recognized as trojan virus and will not be remotely compatible by Wife 1.0. Irreversible damage will be inflicted to your operating system resulting in continued crashing of your system. Trust this solves your Wife 1.0 operating system issues .. have a nice life!


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