Clean "Sooner or later" Joke
A repeat offender with a long criminal record was brought before the judge.
Judge asks "Have you ever stole things?"
Thief: Oh, now and then I suppose.
Judge: And where have you stolen these things?
Thief: Oh, here and there.
Judge: Right then! Lock him up, officer.
Thief: Hey Judge, when do I get out jail?
Judge: Oh, sooner or later.
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