Clean "High Tech Grocery Store" Joke
A new super high tech grocery store recently opened in Orlando, Florida. It has the standard automatic water misters to keep the produce fresh, but just before it mists, one hears the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When one passes the diary freezer, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
Going in the meat department one can smell the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and barbecued ribs.
When you pass the fresh eggs case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of morning eggs and bacon.
In the bread department, a tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and soft warm rolls.
But I don't buy my toilet paper there any more.
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