Clean "Praise the lord!!" Joke
Every morning a devoted religious woman, would open her front door and scream, "Praise the Lord". This annoyed her atheist neighbor who would counter back "There is no Lord". One day the atheist neighbor over heard his religious neighbor praying for food. Thinking it would be funny, he bought her all sorts of groceries and then left them on her porch. Of course, the next morning the religious lady opens her door and screamed, "Praise the Lord". Noticing the groceries, she says "Who gave me this bounty of food". The laughing neighbor could barely get the words out screamed "It wasn't the Lord, it was me". Without missing a beat she screamed "Praise the Lord! For giving me this bounty of food and making the atheist pay for it".
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