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Train Switcher Interview:

Joe arrived early to the train switching yard where trains are routed and set on different tracks. Tom, the Train Switching Manager starts the interview and asks: What would you do if two trains are on the same track c...

Bad Gas

An old man was in a parking garage and farted as he made his way to his car. Unfortunately, as he pulled away the smell hit his wife in the passenger seat and she howled in disgust, frantically winding down the window. S...

Hospital Jokes: Nasty Peanuts!

As a pastor was visiting an elderly lady in the hospital he noticed a bowl of peanuts by her bed. He began to nibble the peanuts as they visited and by the end of the visit realized he had consumed the entire bowl. Feeli...

An Honest Lawyer

Robert's investment business was expanding and as a shrewd and diligent business owner decided to hire in-house counsel to save some money. He began interviewing several young lawyers. Interviewing one of the potential a...

Chinese Call Center

Caller: Hello, I would like to speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Okie, you can speak to me then.. Caller: No, I want to speak only to Annie Wan! Operator: This is the call center! Thatís what Iím saying if you want ...

Spielberg Autograph

A Vietnamese man walked into a restaurant in Los Angelas and saw Mr. Steven Spielberg sitting down. He rushed over and asked for his autograph. Spielberg said, "I don't think so .. you guys attacked our naval base in ...

Daddy's Trick for Grandma

A little girl warmly greeted her elderly grandmother with a big hug at the front door. Her grandmother had traveled many hours from a distant city for a visit. Little girl said, "I'm so pleased to see you, Grandma. Th...

Villager's I.Q.

Two guys were roaring down the road on a motorbike when the driver pulled over as his leather jacket had a broken zipper. He told his friend, "can't keep driving anymore with the air hitting me in the chest like that." ...

Dentist Dr Taylor!

A couple of old golfing buddies were golfing when the one mentioned he was going to see Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures. His buddy remarked that he had gone to Dr. Taylor a few years before. "Is that so?" "Did he ...

Memory Loss Trick

An elderly lady was invited to her old friends country home for afternoon tea. She was impressed by the way her friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms calling him "Dear, Hubby, My Love, Darl...


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