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Government Thinkers

"The Ruling Party" government ... had a vast scrap yard in the middle of the desert. "The Ruling Party" was concerned that "Thieves may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a pe...

Hospital Jokes: Intern Doctor's Diagnosis

An elderly woman is being examined by a young intern doctor. After about four minutes in, she bursts out of the examination room, arms flailing, and yelling. Spotting an older resident doctor, she tells him what happened...

Pill a Day

Doctor told Mrs. Stone to give her husband one pill a day and one drink of whiskey which would improve his stamina. A month later, when Mrs. Stone came in for a follow up visit, the doctor asked "How are we doing...

Oh My God, Forgot My Glasses Dear

While on a road trip, an elderly couple , stopped at a roadside restaurant for quick lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman set her ey...

Evening Doctor Call

A well respected local surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was watching the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor answered it and heard a fellow doctor colleague on t...

Successful Bribe of a Court Juror

Mr. Wilson, was a very successful lawyer at getting charges dropped, but in this particular case he decided to bribe a man on his client's jury to hold out for a reduced charge of manslaughter, as opposed to The States...

Cured in One Appointment

Jerry has been seeing a psychoanalyst for 4 years for the fear that he had green monsters under his bed. Been years since he had a good night's sleep. Further­more, his progress was not very good, and he knew it. So, h...

Wife is Getting a Little Deaf Problem

Bernie feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told...

Buffalo Hunt Joke

US Soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo meat. Needing help, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them rode off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding a while, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his e...

Tax Inspector Joke

At the end of the tax year, the Revenue Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the Revenue agent was checking the books, he turned to the Director of the hospital and said "You buy a lot o...


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