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An Honest Lawyer
Robert's investment business was expanding and as a shrewd and diligent business owner decided to hire in-house counsel to save some money. He began interviewing several young lawyers. Interviewing one of the potential a...
Chinese Call Center
Caller: Hello, I would like to speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Okie, you can speak to me then..
Caller: No, I want to speak only to Annie Wan!
Operator: This is the call center! That’s what I’m saying if you want ...
Villager's I.Q.
Two guys were roaring down the road on a motorbike when the driver pulled over as his leather jacket had a broken zipper. He told his friend, "can't keep driving anymore with the air hitting me in the chest like that."
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Dentist Dr Taylor!
A couple of old golfing buddies were golfing when the one mentioned he was going to see Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures.
His buddy remarked that he had gone to Dr. Taylor a few years before.
"Is that so?" "Did he ...
Memory Loss Trick
An elderly lady was invited to her old friends country home for afternoon tea.
She was impressed by the way her friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms calling him "Dear, Hubby, My Love, Darl...
Operating System Email Wife 1.0
Dear Troubled User:
We are sorry that you are experiencing operating system problems and you have a common problem that men complain about. We are here to help!
Many men install the upgrade from Wife 1.0 to Girlfri...
Terrible Drink
A man's wife was complaining to their friends about her husband who was spending all his free time in the bar. So this one night he decided to invite her along to the bar with him.
"What'll you have?" he asked.
"Oh...
Profile of Chief Executive Officer
A man goes into a local pet shop to buy a cat. The shop owner points to three identical-looking cats in a basket and says, "The cat on the left costs $400." The man asks "Why does the cat cost so much?". The owner says "...
Special Holiday Gifts!
After going to university, each of four sons left the house and started into their careers. The sons quickly became very successful business entrepreneurs and prospered well.
Before the holiday season, over lunch, th...
Side-Effects of Running!
Overweight American went to see his family doctor for some weight loss advice.
The doctor advised that the best medicine was to run seven miles a day for forty days. The doctor promised, that would help him lose as mu...
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