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Before the holiday season, over lunch, th...Side-Effects of Running!Overweight American went to see his family doctor for some weight loss advice.
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Judge asks "Have you ever stole things?"
Thief: Oh, now and then I suppose.
Judge: And where have you stolen these things?
Thief: Oh...Dog ParkAt the dog park, this elderly lady had two rather large rottweiler dogs. On being asked the dogs' names by another park visitor she replied "One is called Timex and the other Rolex."
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