Snake BiteJonathan and Randy were hiking buddies and on this one day in the woods Randy is bitten on the rear end by a huge rattlesnake. Ok, Jonathan says "I'll run to town for a doctor." Jonathan runs as fast as he can for 10 mil...AirplaneThere was a Famous Doctor, an Old Man and a Boyscout on an airplane with engine failure. Unfortunately, there were only two parachutes. The quick thinking Doctor stated "I am the smartest man here and also in the world ....Dust to DustLittle boy queried the parish priest a question, Little Boy: "Father I heard you once say that we all came from dust" Parish priest, "That's right I did say that". Little boy: And Father I heard you say that when we die ...I'm not going to ChurchA man told his wife he was not going to church this morning for 3 reasons. (1) The congregation is cold (2) The people don't like me and (3) I just don't want to. His wife said "Ok, but here are my 3 reasons why I want y...Battleship SailorAt a popular docking port all the crew applied for leave except one.
“What’s the matter with you!” asked an officer.
“Are you the only sailor who has no a wife in this port?”
“No,” replied the sailor, “I’m the only on...Sailor ManAt a popular port all the crew applied for leave except one.
“What’s the matter,” asked an officer.
“Are you the only one who hasn’t a wife in this port?”
“No,” was the reply, “I’m the only one who has.”
...Beginner Golfer“What was your score?” asked a seasoned golfer.
“Seventy-two,” replied the beginner.
“Why, that’s good.”
“It’s not bad, I guess, ... I do hope I’ll do better on the next hole.”
...Doctor Odds"Doctor, What are my odds of getting better?” asked the worried patient.
“All Good News, One hundred per cent Recovery!” replied the physician. “Medical records show that nine out of every ten die of the disease. Since,...Birthday Dress JokeMrs Jones invited her husband to attend a mannequin show. An elequent evening gown, worn by a pretty girl, attracted her attention. Dear, “That would look nice at our party next week” she noted, hoping he would buy the d...Starving Artist“How much for that oil painting?” asked a dealer.
“Two hundred and fifty dollars,” replied the artist.
Dealer replies “I will give you twenty.”
Artist snapped back, “I should have to be starving to take that!” “Ok the... |