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ToysThe young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.
"Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk.
"It's designed to teach the child how to live in today's world, madam," the shop...PlumbingOne day Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water to cook dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramm...AmazingA little boy opened the big, old family Bible with fascination. He looked at the old pages as he turned them. The Bible had belonged to his grandmother.
Then something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looke...KidsWhen Suzy got home, she told her dad that she got a 100 in school. Her dad told her to sit down and tell him all about it. She said, "Well, I got a 20 in math, a 30 in science, and a 50 in spelling!
Two kids were tryi...Painter GodLittle Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everythi...ObservantLil' Johnny's mother took him with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit, complete with a pager. As the mother patiently waited, Lil' Johnny looked at the ...ScaryAfter putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.
As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last sh...EnvelopesMorris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation.
The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three envelopes number 1, 2 and 3. "Open these if you run up aga...The BullyThe strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.
He made a special target of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. "...Job CompetitionTwo bright young engineers applied for the same position at a computer company. Since they had identical qualifications, the company asked the two applicants to take a ten-question test.
At the conclusion of the test,... |
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