The Wood
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lan...
Wagon
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles! Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon ...
University
A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go ...
Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree agai...
Butcher
A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances. At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film. He winds up in ...
Sherlock
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, ...
Zoo
The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood of the year by watching the the gnu. If the gnu's ears were forward, that meant a successful, joyous year was almost certai...
Poo!
4 men go for a job and the first one goes in and the job assistant says "What do you think is the fastest thing in the world" and the man says "blinking because you just blink", the second man went in and he is asked the...
Poo, Shut-up and Manners!
One day Poo, Shut-up and Manners were driving in shut-ups pick-up truck. They were going 100 m/h over the speed limit, when a cop chases them. When the cop catches up to them, shut-up slams on the breaks. Poo goes flying...
Fourteen
A Guy is walking past an asylum, and can hear all the patients inside screaming at the top of their lungs, “Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!!”. The Guy peeks through a hole in the wall to see what all the commotion is about...
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