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Almighty Colorado River!
There were three friends who enjoyed rapid shooting on some of the largest rivers in the world but had yet to go on their dream vacation to shoot rapids on the almighty Colorado River.
After much planning, they finall...
Sotheby’s Auction!
The bidding was proceeding furiously and strong when the Chief Auctioneer suddenly announced “A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing ten thousand dollars. If returned, he will pay a reward of two thousand...
New Russian car!
"Times were hard in Russia after the cold war, but there was determined young man who wanted to buy a new car. He saved for many years until he had just the right amount. Immediately, he went to the car dealer and said,...
Spanish Computer!
A spanish teacher was explaining to her new class that in Spanish, unlike in the English language, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' .. 'Pencil', ho...
Soup du Jour
A waiter was called back to a table by an angry customer.
"What seems to be the problem?" he asked.
"I asked for Soup du Jour and got this instead."
"But that is Soup du Jour," the waiter explained."
"No it...
Train Switcher Interview:
Joe arrived early to the train switching yard where trains are routed and set on different tracks.
Tom, the Train Switching Manager starts the interview and asks:
What would you do if two trains are on the same track c...
Nasty Peanuts!
As a pastor was visiting an elderly lady in the hospital he noticed a bowl of peanuts by her bed. He began to nibble the peanuts as they visited and by the end of the visit realized he had consumed the entire bowl. Feeli...
An Honest Lawyer
Robert's investment business was expanding and as a shrewd and diligent business owner decided to hire in-house counsel to save some money. He began interviewing several young lawyers. Interviewing one of the potential a...
Chinese Call Center
Caller: Hello, I would like to speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Okie, you can speak to me then..
Caller: No, I want to speak only to Annie Wan!
Operator: This is the call center! That’s what I’m saying if you want ...
Dentist Dr Taylor!
A couple of old golfing buddies were golfing when the one mentioned he was going to see Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures.
His buddy remarked that he had gone to Dr. Taylor a few years before.
"Is that so?" "Did he ...
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