Dog needs job!One day, as a dog was walking by a store, he noticed a sign which said, "Now Hiring: must be able to type 70 words per minute, and must be bilingual. Equal opportunity employment." The dog took the sign in his mouth and ...Parrot's Bad WordsJohn had a pet parrot for a number of years but the parrot always uses rotten words when guests come over. Fed up, John gets really mad and throws the parrot in the freezer to shut him up. After a little bit, he hears th...Numbers Game!This guy walks into a bar for the first time, and he's sitting around drinking. Some of the old timers are telling jokes. One of them says "Seventeen" and the other old timers all roar with laughter. A little later, anot...Penguin man!There was a man walking down the street, and a security guard came up to him and said “why is there a penguin following you”? And the man said I don’t know, he just followed me. And the security guard, “you take that pe...Almighty Colorado River!There were three friends who enjoyed rapid shooting on some of the largest rivers in the world but had yet to go on their dream vacation to shoot rapids on the almighty Colorado River.
After much planning, they finall...Sotheby’s Auction! The bidding was proceeding furiously and strong when the Chief Auctioneer suddenly announced “A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing ten thousand dollars. If returned, he will pay a reward of two thousand...New Russian car!"Times were hard in Russia after the cold war, but there was determined young man who wanted to buy a new car. He saved for many years until he had just the right amount. Immediately, he went to the car dealer and said,...Spanish Computer! A spanish teacher was explaining to her new class that in Spanish, unlike in the English language, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' .. 'Pencil', ho...Hair Cut JokeA man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut - he lifted the boy into the barbers chair.
"Now I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear...Soup du Jour A waiter was called back to a table by an angry customer.
"What seems to be the problem?" he asked.
"I asked for Soup du Jour and got this instead."
"But that is Soup du Jour," the waiter explained."
"No it... |